welcome to my blog!

that first post was to compete against my lovely boyfriend's new blog. i like to be a bit of a smart arse sometimes, i'd prefer to be simply 'witty' but i'm not really clever enough you see, so i just act the smart arse instead.


Noun: smart-arse  'smaa(r)t,aa(r)s

1. Someone being or trying to be irritatingly clever; a smart alec
   - bright spark, smart-ass [N. Amer], smartypants, smarty, smartie

Derived forms: smart-arses

i really like genuinely clever people (such as people who don't need to use spellcheck to spell genuinely) and i like them even more when they're witty. 

i thought i'd let you know some of my favourites;

• Oscar Wilde - genius, witty, joker, rebel, gay and proud, great eye for detail
• Jerome K. Jerome - he wrote my all time favourite book 'Three Men In A Boat' he. is. hilarious. and he makes me enjoy being english, because it's obviously so funny!
• Terry Pratchett - mad. bizarre. eccentric. fantastic. very funny.